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Funny Christmas Vacation Quotes for Special Holiday
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 Informative Article Summary by Anny Redperz
Christian Christmas Quotes
Best of all, Christmas means a spirit of love, a time when the love of God and the love of our fellow men should prevail over all hatred and bitterness, a time when our thoughts and deeds and the spirit of our lives manifest the presence of God.
- George F. McDougall
It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, "God Bless Us, Every One!
- Charles Dickens
O Christmas Sun! What holy task is thine!
To fold a world in the embrace of God!
- Guy Wetmore Carryl
A Christian is one who makes it easier for other people to believe in God.
Christmas day is a day of joy and charity. May God make you very rich in both.
- Christian Xmas Quote by Phillips Brooks
Christmas will always be in the hearts of God's children everywhere as they extend a helping hand to a friend in need ... as they go about reflecting God's goodness in the little quiet and unheralded expressions of a loving heart ... as they share the light of the world with those who live in darkness.
- Jane Hillsmen
I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month. - Harlan Miller
Christmas Movie Quotes
Mr. Krueger's Christmas (1980)
Narrator: "I love you." That's what Christmas is all about...
Clarissa said it to Mr. Krueger; Mr. Krueger said it to Jesus; and Jesus in so many ways said it to all of us.
[George the cat meows]
Mr. Krueger: Yeah, I guess you're right George, we better trim that tree. If we don't hurry, we'll be too late!
Clarissa's Mother: Did Clarissa leave her mittens here ?
Mr. Krueger: Oh, yes, yes they're right here.
Clarissa: You hung them on the christmas tree ?
Mr. Krueger: Well, you remind me of everything good about Christmas so I just couldn't think of a better place. Here... there you are.
It's a Wonderful Life (1946)
Xmas Movie Quotes
George Bailey: Just remember this, Mr. Potter: that this rabble you're talking about, they do most of the working and paying and living and dying in this community. Well, is it too much to have them work and pay and live and die in a couple of decent rooms and a bath?
George Bailey: Now, come on, get your clothes on, and we'll stroll up to my car and get... Oh, I'm sorry. I'll stroll. You fly.
Clarence: I can't fly. I haven't got my wings.
George Bailey: You haven't got your wings. Yeah, that's right.
Clarence: Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?
George Bailey: Well, you look about the kind of angel I'd get. Sort of a fallen angel, aren't you? What happened to your wings?
White Christmas (1954) - Christmas Movie Quotes
Phil Davis: I want you to get married. I want you to have nine children. And if you only spend five minutes a day with each kid, that's forty-five minutes, and I'd at least have time to go out and get a massage or something.
Phil Davis: How can a guy that ugly have the nerve to have sisters?
Bob Wallace: Very brave parents.
Phil Davis: In some ways, you're far superior to my cocker spaniel.
Phil Davis: How much is "wow"?
Bob Wallace: It's right in between, uh, "ouch" and "boing".
Phil Davis: Wow!
Phil Davis: We like to take care of our friends.
Betty Haynes: But we're practically strangers!
Phil Davis: Uh, we like to take care of that too.
Betty Haynes: But I don't understand. Why are you doing this? I mean, what's in it for you?
Phil Davis: Forty-five minutes all to myself.
Humorous Christmas Quotes
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
- Jay Leno
People can't concentrate properly on blowing other people to pieces if their minds are poisoned by thoughts suitable to the twenty-fifth of December.
- Humorous Quotes by Ogden Nash
Christmas is the Disneyfication of Christianity
- Don Cupitt
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
- Shirley Temple
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas
I never believed in Santa Clause because I knew no white man would be coming into my neighborhood after dark.
- Humorous Xmas Quotes by Dick Gregory
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
- Johnny Carson
Christmas Card Sayings
hundred years ago is the image and brightness of the Eternal Love? Then you can keep Christmas.
- Cards Sayings by Henry Van Dyke
Merry Christmas and Best Wishes for a happy new year.
- Christmas Card Saying
Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love!
- Hamilton Wright Mabie
A Christmas candle is a lovely thing;
It makes no noise at all,
But softly gives itself away;
While quite unselfish, it grows small.
- Eva K. Logue
Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year.
- P.J. O'Rourke
A little smile, a word of cheer, A bit of love from someone near, A little gift from one held dear, Best wishes for the coming year… These make a Merry Christmas!
- Christmas Sayings by John Greenleaf Whittier
Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.
- Washington Irving
From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.
- Emily Matthews
Let the spirit of love gently fill our hearts and homes. In this loveliest of seasons may you find many reasons for happiness.
At the close of another year, we greatefully pause to wish you a warm and happy holiday season.
Season's greetings with all good wishes for the new year.
- Christmas Card Sayings
Funny Christmas Sayings
Funny Christmas Sayings
Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music.
- Tom Sims
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
The threat of Christmas hung in the air, visible already in the fretful look of passersby as they readied themselves for the meaningless but necessary rites of false jovialities and ill-considered gifts.
- Peter Dickinson
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
- Johnny Carson
There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them.
- P.J. O'Rourke
In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went to church; the Jews called it 'Hanukka' and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say 'Merry Christmas!' or 'Happy Hanukka!' or (to the atheists) "Look out for the wall!"
- Dave Barry
Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.
- Xmas Funny Sayings by Larry Wilde
People can't concentrate properly on blowing other people to pieces if their minds are poisoned by thoughts suitable to the twenty-fifth of December.
- Ogden Nash
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
- Funny Xmas Sayings Erma Bombeck
The threat of Christmas hung in the air, visible already in the fretful look of passersby as they readied themselves for the meaningless but necessary rites of false jovialities and ill-considered gifts.
- Peter Dickinson
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
- Johnny Carson
There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them.
- P.J. O'Rourke
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
- Johnny Carson
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