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Funny and Family Christmas Sayings
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 Informative Article Summary by Anny Redperz
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
- Jay Leno
People can't concentrate properly on blowing other people to pieces if their minds are poisoned by thoughts suitable to the twenty-fifth of December.
- Ogden Nash
Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it weren't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish.
- funny saying by Benny Hill
Many banks have a new kind of Xmas club in operation. The new club helps you save money to pay for last year’s gifts.
Out upon merry Christmas! What's Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself a year older, but not an hour richer...? If I could work my will," said Scrooge indignantly, "every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' upon his lips should be boiled with his won pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!"
- Charles Dickens
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
- Bernard Manning
From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.
- Funny Christmas sayings by Katharine Whitehorn
Family Quotes About Christmas
Christmas Eve was a night of song that wrapped itself about you like a shawl. But it warmed more than your body. It warmed your heart... filled it, too, with melody that would last forever.
- Family quote by Bess Streeter Aldrich
Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it's Christmas.
Dale Evans Rogers
Christmas is for children. But it is for grownups too. Even if it is a headache, a chore, and nightmare, it is a period of necessary defrosting of chill and hide - bound hearts.
- Family quotes and sayings by Lenora Mattingly Weber, Extension
Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.
- Larry Wilde
Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won't make it "white".
- Bing Crosby
Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.
- Hamilton Wright Mabi
Take Christ out of Christmas, and December becomes the bleakest and most colorless month of the year.
- A. F. Wells
The earth has grown old with its burden of care But at Christmas it always is young, The heart of the jewel burns lustrous and fair And its soul full of music breaks the air, When the song of angels is sung.
- Phillips Brooks
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.
- W.C. Fields
Christmas is for children. But it is for grownups too. Even if it is a headache, a chore, and nightmare, it is a period of necessary defrosting of chill and hide-bound hearts.
- Family quote by Lenora Mattingly Weber
Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back to you. And the more you spend in blessing, The poor and lonely and sad, The more of your heart's possessing, Returns to you glad.
- John Greenleaf Whittier
A scientist said, making a plea for exchange scholarships between nations, "The very best way to send an idea is to wrap it up in a person." That was what happened at Christmas. The idea of divine love was wrapped up in a Person.
- Halford E. Luccock
You know you're getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.
- Robert Paul
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