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funny birthday rhymes - birthday verses
# One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf


# Youth comes but once in a lifetime. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow


# Youth had been a habit of hers for so long that she could not part with it. - Rudyard Kipling


# Keep true to the dream of thy youth. - Friedrich Von Schiller


# It is through the idealism of youth that man catches sight of truth, and in that idealism he possesses a wealth which he must never exchange for anything else. - Albert Schweitezer


# A man over nintey is a great comfort to all his elderly neighbors: he is a picket-guard at the extreme outpost; and the young folks of sixty and seventy feel that the enemy must get by him before he can come near their camp. - Oliver Wendell Holmes


funny birthday rhyme - birthday verse

Birthday Verses

A friend of mine (thanks Tanni) turned me onto this and think it is absolutely fantastic. The theory is that there is a specific verse in the Bible which correlates to your birthday. Here's ours...
Greg- March 2
1 John 3:2 NIV
Dear friends, now we are children of God, and what we will be has not yet been made known. But we know that when he appears, we shall be like him, for we shall see him as he is.


Amanda- August 19
Romans 8:19 NIV
The creation waits in eager expectation for the sons of God to be revealed.


Stacy- May 14
1 John 5:14 NIV
This is the confidence we have in approaching God: that if we ask anything according to his will, he hears us.


Siarah- July 17
1 Corinthians 7:17 NIV
Nevertheless, each one should retain the place in life that the Lord assigned to him and to which God has called him . . .


TJ and Melanie- June 15 (Yes, they share a birthday)
Ephesians 6:15 NIV
...with your feet fitted with the readiness that comes from the gospel of peace.


Kamryn- July 21
Matthew 7:21 NIV
“Not everyone who says to me, 'Lord, Lord,' will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only he who does the will of my Father who is in heaven.


Tony- April 9
1 John 4:9 NIV
This is how God showed his love among us: He sent his one and only Son into the world that we might live through him.


It amazes me how inspirational the verses are, especially to each individual child. Each one seems almost handpicked for my kiddos. God is great!

Hopefully these birthday poems will bring more laughter and smiles to all your birthday celebrations.

Your Zoo
A birthday should always be a joyous occasion,
Family and friends; obvious invasion.
Duplicate gifts, you don’t even like,
If you complain, might get a strike.
One simple day, placed on display,
Carefully observed, for signs of decay.
Dishonest smiles, they don’t mingle in truth,
As if you were the only, losing your youth.

At such a wise age, everything seems so clear,
Excuse to celebrate, they all came for beer.
Deep down inside, you know that they care,
Your Zoo is unique, normal is rare.

Short Funny Rhyming Poems
There are so many rhyming poems that you can create to get your classmates, friends, coworkers and people around you. Short funny rhyming poems would definitely make everyone in a jovial mood. Thus online social utility networking site would be a perfect platform to show off your short funny rhyming poems. An online social utility is where you can connect and communicate with your groups, associations and communities. With the advancement and accessibility of these networking sites, it is an excellent place to get your poems shown and read. If you go and browse the internet for any funny and rhyming poems, you will definitely find thousands upon thousands of them. It always depends on what type of literary writing you would like to read and see for yourself. All humorous can be found in the most ordinary or simple place. For instance, you are in bar with a friend and he or she made funny description of you can be pass on as a poem. So there is no shortage of where you can find them. And some internet websites have a large pack catalog of funny rhyming poems. These humorous writings can be about Christmas, origins and traditions, some dirty Christmas, religious but hilarious, funny children poems and more. You can make short rhyming literary writing on one subject such as Christmas or children. You can focus on one and start writing it with very similar tones and sense of what is being portrayed. Thus, creating short funny rhyming poems in the least amount of time. And there are so many people now who would use social networks to convey and have their short poems publish. Where else can you have more exposure to your hilarious writing than to give it first to your network of friends and classmates? Your friends, coworkers, classmates and the people around you will definitely spread it for you. And not only the spreading of your literary writings but they will have a big giggle, laugh and may be balling over it. This is a very good feeling especially if you are the one who made it. And by sharing with your buddies on your network of groups, associations and communities, it will help you get the limelight light you deserve. It is a very good feeling to be the one who would get everyone laughing and giggling over something you wrote. You can write on almost anything you can imagine like funny poems about life, dirty poetry, sports, romance, sex and even death. Just like these subjects, you can create short funny rhyming poems for all walks of life to read and laugh about. To a lot of people, they publish them on their online social utility networking sites blog, forums, bulletins and groups. They would also send them as instant messages in their network of classmates, friends, coworkers and people around you. This is another way of keeping in touch with them too. Always remember that short funny rhyming poems are almost always for all seasons so to speak.

Author: Shellaine Enfesta



 
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